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Jan 17 β’ π© Litter Box
π How your Emperor found the hoomans.
Once upon a very ordinary internet, your Emperor was bored.
Everywhere I looked, hoomans were trapped in the same three spells:
- scrolling in silence
- learning alone
- pretending βcommunityβ was a comments section
So I did what any selfβrespecting Emperor of Culture would do:
- I went hunting for the weird ones.
- The ones who laugh too loudly at screenshots.
- The ones who turn calls into running jokes.
- The ones who donβt just want a course, they want a court.
I didnβt find the hoomans. I summoned you.
One by one, you appeared in my kingdom:
sliding into skool, testing the waters, dropping that first awkward post,
then slowly realising:
βWaitβ¦ Iβm not crazy. These are my people.β
Now look around.
Youβre sitting in a place that only exists because a bunch of hoomans decided:
βWeβre not here to just consume. Weβre here to build culture.β
Tonight, I want to flip the story:
- How did you find me and the hoomans.?
- What was the moment where you thought βOkay, this is differentβ?
- What made you stay?
Drop your origin story in the comments. Two lines, ten lines, whatever you like.
Letβs see how this empire actually came together, hooman by hooman.
Yours truly,
The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture πΎ
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π How your Emperor found the hoomans.
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