Welcome to Guydlines! · Gastro Gamers

Keith Waggoner

Jul 10 • General discussion

Welcome to Guydlines!

You’re Early (typical for guys)

This is a space for dads, bros, the boys and real ones figuring sh*t out together.

No cringe. No fake alpha grind. No “optimize your divine masculine” nonsense.

🏆 Founding Member Deal (First 100 Only)

You’re early, and that counts.

The first 100 members get:

$5/month locked for life
Founding Member badge
Access to rewards, events, and early drops
And you help shape where this whole thing goes

Once we hit 100, it goes to $10/month.

👉 We’re here for:

Fatherhood without the fluff (who touched the thermostat!?)
Food & fitness (start the grill big dawg)
Relationships, real convos, and reboots (gotta have some real stuff too)
Gaming, goal-setting, growth (all co-op missions here!)
You’re not just joining a chatroom, you’re getting weekly drops built for real men with real lives (and not a lot of time).
Every month (or whenever the stars align), we bring in real ones to drop knowledge, share stories, and answer your questions.

These aren’t internet randos or “mindset coaches.”They’re guys who’ve been through it. Built sht. Raised kids. Fcked up. Bounced back.

Expect convos with:

Fathers who balance business and babies(“The diaper blowout didn’t stop the launch.”)
Founders, fighters, and former military(“Discipline > motivation and how to actually use both.”)
Comedians, content creators, and creative dads(“Yes, you can be a goofball and a great man.”)
Trainers, chefs, game devs, and blue-collar badasses(“If you know how to work, you know how to win.”)

Each session is live, raw, and Q&A style you ask, we dig deep, we’ll walk away with laughs, lessons, and maybe a new plan that actually sticks.

🏆 And Yeah... We’ve Got Rewards

Show up, post, or share and earn perks
From giveaways to exclusive content to dumb-but-awesome prizes
Because grown men deserve loot too

You’re not just joining a chatroom you’re getting weekly drops built for real men with real lives

Here’s what we’re building:

🎧 The Guy’dlines Podcast

Real convos with guests who’ve lived some sh*t.From fatherhood to failure, fitness to finance we talk like real men do: honest, useful, and maybe a little inappropriate.

Short-form episodes for the drive, gym, or bathroom peace
Dad rants, bro wisdom, and “holy sh*t that was helpful” moments
Early access for members before public release

📹 Weekly Drops (Inside the Skool Classroom)

Life Loadouts: Quick tools that save your sanity
Dad Hacks: Real-world advice that actually works
Bro Science: Nutrition, fitness, mental tricks no fluff
Behind-the-Scenes: From business to breakdowns, how we build and stay in the game

💡 Hot Take Threads & Crowd Wisdom

Raw posts, honest questions, and debates worth having
You’ll laugh, learn, and maybe change your routine
Built by the community, for the community

🔧 What To Do Next:

Introduce yourself - Tell us who you are, what brought you here, and your best “dad joke” or favorite passtime
Make suggestions of what you'd like to actually get out of this community, who knows!
Watch the Welcome Video in the Classroom tab

Let’s build it. Laugh through it. Grow some chest hair and make some damn good friends.

– Kiwhi

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