Jun '25 • 🥇 Games
“The Jedi Mulch Lords”
From the fertile gardens of the Outer Rim comes a legendary duo whose mastery over soil and plant life is whispered about in cantinas across the galaxy. Solitarian “Stacey”, the eager apprentice, channels the Living Force through seedlings and saplings, her connection to growing things stronger than most Padawans' bond with their lightsabers. Under the wise guidance of Master Obi-Nema-Todee “Tenia”, whose weathered hands have cultivated peace through countless garden conflicts, she learns that true power flows not from anger, but from composted patience.
Together, they wield ancient techniques passed down through generations of horticultural Jedi - the Sacred Art of the Pruning Shears, the Meditation of Deep Watering, and the legendary Force-Push Weeding. Their opponents may underestimate these guardians of growth, but the Mulch Lords know that even the mightiest Sith cannot stand against the inexorable power of a well-tended garden.
*"Do or do not, there is no try... except when transplanting delicate seedlings."* - Master Obi-Nema-Todee
May the Forks be with you
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