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I tried to become that ‘5AM productive person’
So I set my alarm for 5AM.
I went to bed early.
I felt motivated.
I felt powerful.
Alarm goes off.
I open one eye… and immediately start negotiating with myself like I’m in a hostage situation.
Okay, just 5 more minutes.
Next thing I know it’s 9:47AM, I’m in a blanket burrito, my phone is on 3% battery, and I’m scrolling motivational quotes like,
Rise and grind.
Sir. I didn’t even rise.
Now I’m trying to convince myself that waking up at 10AM is fine because I’m more productive at night.
Meanwhile, my night routine is just me staring at the ceiling thinking about embarrassing things I did in 2013.
Moral of the story?
I still believe in the 5AM life…
Just not for me personally. 😭
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