You’re lying awake replaying the same fear loop:
🙈 “Am I screwing up my kids’ future?”
🙉 “Why did I YOLO into that damn coin?”
🙊 “I can’t tell my spouse I lost money again.”
That stops here.
I’m Mike - 30 years in tech + cybersecurity, zero years in bullshit.
🏎️ No Lambo flexing.
🛥️ No hype bros.
🏝️ Just a family-first plan that actually fits your real life.
Over 12 weeks we pick one big goal or next step - income replacement, retirement, a solid passive income base - and we attack it together with weekly 1:1 calls + priority DM support.
💰We secure your wallets.
💰We dodge scams.
💰We handle taxes, legal, “what if I die,” all of it.
You get a clear, sober plan you can explain to your spouse without shame - and results your kids will feel someday.
🤑 Phase 2 Founders members lock in a rate that 3x later + a free pass to the 2026 live CryptoEase event.
One spot open @ $377/mo
If you’re done guessing, apply now.