🌱 Join the Fun in Functional & Nutritional Medicine! 🌱 Hey there, health warriors! 👋 My community is now Freemium and a work in progress. Hit that button and join! Are you tired of feeling like a science experiment gone wrong? 🤔 Ready to ditch the band-aid solutions and dive into the world of REAL health? Well, you’re in luck! 🌟 Welcome To Simcha Healthcare 🌟 https://www.skool.com/simcha-healthcare-3222/about?ref=3176d9dd23264b86a756edf06790daff Here’s what I'm serving up: - Functional Diagnostic Nutritional Medicine: Because your body isn’t just a collection of parts—it’s a whole, fabulous machine! 🛠️ - Nutritional Guidance: Let’s face it, kale is great, but it’s not the only vegetable we can love. 🥦❤️ - Supportive Community: Find your tribe! We’ll be like the Avengers, but instead of fighting villains, we’ll be conquering inflammation, fatigue, brain fog, and other health issues! 🦸♀️🦸♂️ ✨ Why Join Me? ✨ 1. Expert Insights: Learn from a professional who actually knows her stuff! (I do know what I'm doing. I promise I'm not Googling 😂) 2. Fun Workshops: Ever wanted to know why your lab work is "normal" but you still feel like crap? I've got your back! 🍹 3. Classes on chronic diseases, labs, and other health issues. 4. Laugh & Learn: Humor is the best medicine. And speaking of medicine, don’t be surprised if your diagnostic nutritional lab work starts to feel like a cooking show. “Today, we’re testing for Vitamin D levels—let’s see if you’re more sunshine or mushroom!” ☀️🍄 ** I can only order lab work in the U.S. due to regulations, but I can order it anywhere in the U.S. Let’s not forget about brain fog! 🤯 You know, that magical state where you walk into a room and forgot why you’re there? It’s like your brain is buffering—“Please wait while I remember what I came in this room for” 🌀 You know you've done it! Now, when it comes to losing weight and managing diabetes, it can feel like a never-ending game of “Will I? Won’t I?”—kind of like deciding whether to eat that last slice of cake. 🍰 Spoiler alert: if you hear your scale laughing, it might be time to reconsider! 😂