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$3/month
Standard
🥤 BUY ME A MONSTER
A zero-pressure ND/Spoonie community to rant, vent, connect & exist without pretending.
Shame-free zone where disappearing, forgetting, and restarting are normal.
Weekly Q&A thread where you can show up chaotic and messy.
A relatable crew who gets brain fog, low spoons, executive dysfunction, and chaos.
Fun threads, memes, tiny wins, and free low-spoon resources for vibes, not hustle.
$33/month
Premium
🍕 Buy Me a Takeaway
everything in buy me a Monster plus:
Monthly bite-sized biz trainings made for tired, distractible, neurospicy brains.
One low-spoon-friendly system monthly to move your biz forward with minimal effort.
Replay library + templates so you can learn + create without starting from scratch
Monthly Q&A call, show up no camera in your pj's & still get support
$69/month
VIP
💵 Pay my bills 💵 everything from buy me a monster and buy me a takeaway plus:
Monthly Chaos Clinics for clarity on exec dysfunction, flare-ups, and stuck tasks.
Optional co-working sessions for ADHD-friendly body-doubling, no camera needed.
Quarterly deep-dive workshops on content, sales, systems, and planning.
Access to ND-friendly systems, templates, workflows, and capacity-based tools.
Priority coaching + monthly check-ins focused on tiny wins, not productivity guilt.