Welcome!
This group is for people who are somewhere between chubby and properly obese, fed up with confusing advice, and ready for a simple, honest way to lose fat.
I used to be a full‑time Mayonnaise Marauder myself, about 60 kilos heavier and buried under bad information. Now I’m lean, and this community is where I show you the exact approach I used, step by step, to go from 50 - 15% bodyfat and now even lower.
Here’s what to do first:
- Drop a comment below with your age, current weight, and what you’ve tried before.
- Tell me your biggest sticking point (even if it’s “I can’t stop eating takeaways”).
- Then check the Classroom for the starter lessons so you’re not guessing.
- Or join our live Q & A every monday 8-10pm GMT to talk to us directly
No shame, no posturing, no magic pills — just straight‑up rapid fat loss for normal people.