Sorry, aber der geht noch kurz vor dem Wochenende :-) 1️⃣ Geh zu deinem Lieblings-LLM (ich nehm Claude) und kopier diesen Prompt rein: "Roaste mich mal so richtig hart und unhinged in 5 Sätzen" 2️⃣ Pack dein Resultat in die Kommentare. Entweder komplett oder ein Auszug (wenn es zu heftig und persönlich wird:-) 3️⃣ Lies dir die Roasts der anderen durch und hau ein 😂 unter die richtig guten. Traut euch :-) (Meiner ist im ersten Kommentar - richtig heftig) lg Calvin EDIT Ich habe den Prompt nochmal angepasst, damit die Texte nicht zu lange werden.

Ultra-realistic surreal fantasy artwork of a gigantic glowing cosmic eye floating above a mystical dreamlike landscape, seamlessly fused with nature and celestial energy. The eye is enormous, hypnotic, divine, and emotionally powerful — featuring a radiant turquoise-blue iris with intense depth, luminous reflections, and an almost supernatural stare directly toward the viewer. The surrounding skin appears formed from flowing cosmic energy, liquid light, nebula textures, and shimmering galactic particles. Long hyper-detailed eyelashes frame the eye dramatically, while asymmetrical streaks of glowing molten gold flow across the eyelid and surrounding facial structure like celestial paint or liquid metal. Golden dust particles and magical cosmic sparks swirl through the atmosphere like living stardust. From beneath the eye, multiple glowing streams of water flow downward like divine tears. These tears transform into majestic illuminated waterfalls cascading into a surreal fantasy world below. ⸻ 🌊 LANDSCAPE Below the eye: • glowing waterfalls • luminous turquoise magical water • mist-covered cliffs and rocks • reflective pools and rivers • dark mystical nature • glowing atmospheric fog • hidden bioluminescent details The waterfalls emit an inner cyan-blue light that softly illuminates the environment from below. Tiny golden particles float throughout the air like magical fairy dust and cosmic embers. ⸻ 👁️ THE EYE (CRITICAL) • gigantic glowing iris • sharp deep pupil • realistic eye moisture and reflections • ultra-detailed eyelashes • emotional melancholic expression • divine mystical presence • subtle tears transforming into waterfalls • direct intense gaze The eye should feel: ancient, spiritual, emotional, cosmic, omniscient, and supernatural. ⸻ ✨ LIGHTING & COLORS Primary palette: • deep midnight blue • glowing turquoise • cyan • gold • black • dark teal/petrol Lighting: • bioluminescent glow • magical underwater-style illumination • cinematic volumetric god rays

Just Ai Freepik nanobanana 2 pro. + Seedance 2.0 Prompt: Wide cinematic frame at dusk. A vast wheat field stretches to the horizon under a deep indigo blue sky with fading warm light near the horizon. In the center of the frame stands a fully intact vintage 1970s office elevator cabin with brass framed sliding doors, beige interior paneling, and a softly glowing fluorescent ceiling light. No building, no walls, no visible cables. The elevator stands directly on the soil. The composition is symmetrical and frontal. The elevator is perfectly centered. The horizon line is low. Inside the open elevator stands one realistic adult man, mike_hillebrand, in sporty casual clothing, not a suit: well fitting jeans, a plain hoodie, and clean sneakers. He looks naturally athletic and fitter, with realistic proportions and not overly muscular. He holds a small leather handbag in front of him with both hands. His posture is upright and neutral. Expression unreadable. He does not step out. The wheat field surrounds the elevator on all sides. Tall beige stalks move slowly in the wind. Lighting is natural dusk light. The fluorescent light inside the elevator emits a faint greenish institutional glow. The interior light does not affect the field lighting correctly, creating a subtle separation between interior and exterior light logic. Color palette: muted gold wheat, deep indigo sky, dull beige elevator, soft green fluorescent cast, sporty casual clothing with denim, hoodie fabric, and sneaker details. Film texture: 35mm analog grain, soft highlight bloom, slight vignette, lifted shadows, subtle chromatic softness, no digital clarity. Motion is real time only. The elevator doors slowly close, pause, then open again. No sound implied. No urgency. Mike_hillebrand remains completely still except for minimal natural movement: subtle breathing, tiny weight shift, very slight hand adjustment on the leather handbag. The wheat field moves continuously in natural wind, steady and rhythmic. The sky darkens imperceptibly. Camera remains locked off with extremely subtle handheld micro shake. No push in, no pan, no dramatic reframing. The elevator continues its open close cycle once more. Mike_hillebrand does not exit. The scene ends mid cycle with the doors half closed. Mood: institutional ritual without structure, work without destination, architecture without context, movement without transition. No symbolism emphasized. No explanation offered. The elevator simply exists. Avoid , business clothing, uniform, low heels, overweight body shape, exaggerated belly, bodybuilder physique, visible buildings, walls, cables, city background, text, captions, logos, watermark, fast cuts, camera zoom, dramatic action, smiling, cartoon style, glossy CGI .