Clip 1: A Clone Trooper in clean, unmarked Phase I armor — glossy white with no battalion markings, helmet ON — films himself inside the violently shaking cockpit of an Imperial shuttle. His gloved hand is clearly visible on screen as he braces against the wall while holding the selfie cam. Sitting in the pilot seat beside him is Jax, a young man with Down syndrome. He has almond-shaped eyes, a flattened nasal bridge, round cheeks, and a wide, expressive smile. His hair is short and dark brown, and he has light skin. He wears black Sith robes with no armor. Jax is gripping the controls tightly, jerking the ship from side to side as it rumbles and flashes with alerts. Dialogue (spoken by the trooper, shouting over the noise): “Jax is flying us through an asteroid field. He’s never done the simulator. I repeat — he’s never done the simulator.”
Clip 2: A Clone Trooper in clean, unmarked Phase I armor — glossy white with no battalion markings, helmet ON — films himself standing ankle-deep in a murky swamp beside a crooked Imperial shuttle. His gloved hand is clearly visible on screen as he holds the selfie cam at arm’s length. Behind him is Jax, a young man with Down syndrome. He has almond-shaped eyes, a flattened nasal bridge, round cheeks, and a wide, expressive smile. His hair is short and dark brown, and he has light skin. He wears black Sith robes with no armor. Jax is proudly holding a frog-like creature in both hands and making lightsaber noises. Dialogue (spoken by the trooper, drained): “He thought it was Yoda. It bit him. He called it ‘Jedi Chicken.’”
Clip 3: log-style shot. A Clone Trooper in clean, unmarked Phase I armor — glossy white with no battalion markings, helmet ON — stands on the forest floor of Endor, with tall trees, mist, and wooden Ewok structures in the background. He holds a selfie cam in front of his helmet, his gloved hand clearly visible on screen. Standing nearby is Jax, a young man with Down syndrome. He has almond-shaped eyes, a flattened nasal bridge, round cheeks, short dark brown hair, light skin, and a wide, expressive smile. He is wearing his black Sith robes, exactly the same as in previous prompts. Several Ewoks are gathered around him, some hugging his legs, others placing a small crown of leaves on his head. One is holding his red lightsaber like a sacred relic. Dialogue (spoken by the trooper, calm and flat): “He was sent to scout rebel movement. Now he’s in charge of the Ewoks. They call him… Chief Jax.”
Clip 4: 4K cinematic vlog-style shot. A Clone Trooper in clean, unmarked Phase I armor — glossy white with no battalion markings, helmet ON — stands at the edge of a jungle clearing on Endor, torchlight flickering on strange wooden structures and totems. He holds a selfie cam close to his helmet, his gloved hand clearly visible on screen. In the clearing behind him, Jax — a young man with Down syndrome, short dark brown hair, almond-shaped eyes, a flat nasal bridge, round cheeks, and a calm, proud expression — sits cross-legged on a jagged wooden throne decorated with vines, bones, and scraps of armor. His black Sith robes are draped over his shoulders, chest painted in red tribal symbols. Six female Ewoks kneel before him, chanting softly and waving flowers. One places a live frog at the base of the throne. Another balances a bunch of bananas on her head. The trooper stares at the camera, unmoving. Dialogue (spoken dead serious): “They think he’s a fertility god. They’ve offered him mates… and a f***ing frog.”
Clip 5: 4K cinematic vlog-style shot. A Clone Trooper in clean, unmarked Phase I armor — glossy white with no battalion markings, helmet ON — stands in a rocky Endor clearing, with cliffs and dense trees behind him. He holds a selfie cam close to his helmet, his gloved hand clearly visible on screen. In the background, Jax — a young man with Down syndrome, short dark brown hair, almond-shaped eyes, a flat nasal bridge, round cheeks, and a furious expression — is swinging his red lightsaber at a massive mossy boulder. He paces in circles, yelling, then strikes again. A small Ewok watches nearby, holding up a scorecard. The trooper remains perfectly still, staring into the camera. Dialogue (spoken dead serious): “He’s been dueling a boulder for 25 minutes. He’s winning.”
Clip 6: A Clone Trooper in clean, unmarked Phase I armor — glossy white with no battalion markings, helmet ON — films himself inside the cockpit of an Imperial shuttle in mid-flight. His gloved hand is clearly visible on screen as he holds the selfie cam, helmet tilted slightly toward the viewport. Outside, the green forests of Endor shrink in the distance. Sitting beside him is Jax, a young man with Down syndrome. He has almond-shaped eyes, a flattened nasal bridge, round cheeks, and a wide, expressive smile. His hair is short and dark brown, and he has light skin. He wears black Sith robes with no armor. Jax is licking his fingers and grinning with zero shame. Dialogue (spoken by the trooper, disgusted): “we had to flee! He tried to tongue punch an Ewok’s chocolate starfish. We’re going to Kamino. Follow for more.”