A hyper-stylized cartoon character with exaggerated proportions and a massive vinyl head covered in glitchy sticker-bomb textures. Their glossy lips and oversized, expressive eyes glow with digital static. The body is elongated and noodle-like, with angular limbs and a defiant stance. Hair is braided from glowing fiber-optic cables, each braid adorned with surreal charms: pixelated coins, broken emojis, and floating QR codes. They wear a white tank top with neon circuitry patterns, tucked into beige oversized pants cinched with a chunky belt made of cracked screen fragments. Accessories include a holographic wristwatch, a dangling keychain shaped like a corrupted USB, and retro sneakers with glowing soles. In one hand, they grip a surreal hybrid object—part arcade joystick, part alien relic—rendered with glossy textures, glowing glyphs, and warped geometry. The background is minimal and dark, with flat graphic lighting, bold outlines, and saturated neon spray-paint colors. Style blends graffiti stencil art, vaporwave glitch, and brutalist toy design. Rendered in 8K with crisp linework, vibrant color blocking, and subtle texture overlays for depth.