Welcome to Cityslickers Guide to Horses — the place for people who somehow ended up in the horse world… despite not being able to tell your hock from your poll.
Maybe your child joined Pony Club…
Maybe you fell in love with someone who owns horses…
Or maybe you bought a horse because it looked easier than learning golf.
Here’s the thing nobody tells you about horses…
They don’t come with instructions.
One minute you’re googling:
‘How hard can horse care actually be?’
And the next minute you’re standing in a feed shop pretending you know the difference between chaff, haylage, cubes, nuts, mash, balancers and whatever a ‘Happy Hoof’ is.
That’s where Cityslickers Guide to Horses comes in.
We're all about practical, no-nonsense horse care.
No Olympic jargon.
No pretending you should already know this stuff.
Just real-life horse knowledge for normal... normal-ish humans.
And most importantly we’ll teach you how to survive winter without losing feeling in your fingers, your sanity, or your bank balance.