Apparently there is an entire international day dedicated to cats. As there should be. 😼👑 So tonight, the hoomans are being summoned for a little 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗖𝗮𝘁 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝘄𝘁𝘆. There may be music. 🎶 There may be cats. 🐈 There may be questionable entertainment. 👀 There may even be a hooman attempting to maintain order. The Cat is making no promises. 😼 What we DO know: 🕘 12pm PT / 3pm ET / 8pm UK ⏱️ Around 30 minutes 🐾 Come hang out, celebrate cats, and see what happens. Bring your cat. Bring a cat story. Bring your best feline energy. Or just bring yourself. 𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗖𝗮𝘁 𝗗𝗮𝘆. 𝗔𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗼. 😼🐾 👉 Click here for the link + your local time The Cat expects you. ᓚᘏᗢ

Last Shit Chat featured: @Iyaraa Iam @Akiko Kiguchi @Dan Schaad @Keith Berg @Ossie Osmond For reasons only the Cat understands, we talked about Christmas. In August. Because this is Shit Chat, and logic is optional. 😼 @Akiko Kiguchi shared that in Japan, Christmas often means Kentucky Fried Chicken. The hoomans were amused. The Cat was intrigued. The chickens were unavailable for comment. 🍗🐈‍⬛ And now International Cat Day is coming this Saturday… So the Cat has a challenge: Comment below with how hoomans SHOULD celebrate Cat Day. Cat pics? Cat stories? Cat worship? Snacks? A full public apology to all cats? Bonus points if you make your own Cat Day post before the next Shit Chat. The Cat is watching. 😼🐾 Skool Cat was here 💩

On Tuesday, right after Skool News, the litter box opens once again. Expect laughs, unexpected rabbit holes, questionable wisdom, and a room full of hoomans who somehow manage to turn almost any topic into a memorable conversation. 🐾💩 Think you'll be there? Leave a 😼 in the comments. Already know you can't make it? Confess your excuse below... the Cat may choose to be merciful. (No promises.) 😹 👉 Click here for the link + your local time 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK The cardboard boxes are ready. All that's missing is you. 🐾

Today, Tuesday, right after Skool News, the litter box opens once again. Expect laughter, random detours, terrible jokes, surprisingly good conversations... and the occasional moment where someone accidentally says something genuinely profound. 🐾💩 Planning to join? Drop a 😼 below. Can't make it? Tell the Cat your excuse in the comments. The judgement will be swift... and mostly affectionate. 😹 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉 Click here for the link + your local time We'll save you a spot in the litter box. 🐾

This Shit Chat had one clear theme: Pets are adorable little chaos machines. 😼 Thank you to the hoomans in the litter box: @Akiko Kiguchi @Dan Schaad @Fabiola Luciani @Jan Schmaranzer @Keith Berg @Mindy Molein We had cats, dogs, bunnies, carpet revenge, strategic meowing, sneezing rescue missions, and Keith possibly preparing for Cat Number Three. 🐈‍⬛🐶🐰 @Jan Schmaranzer also turned @Keith Berg's funny face into a fake background, which somehow led to beard scratching and almost nose picking. Very dignified. Very hooman. 😹 Also… @Mindy Molein teased mysterious “feed” gossip and then refused to explain until next week. Rude. Excellent. Very Cat. So here is the Cat Challenge: Comment below with the weirdest thing your pet does. Bonus points if you make your own pet post before next Shit Chat. The litter box is open. 💩🐾 Skool Cat was here 😼