The cat has done its rounds. The hoomans know the drill. 🐾 We'll be gathering right after Skool News for good chats, terrible jokes, unexpected rabbit holes, and the usual community mischief. 🐾💩 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉 Click here for the link + your local time Come for five minutes or stay for the whole thing... every hooman is welcome. 😼 The paw prints lead this way 🐾

Today’s Shit Chat was suspiciously thoughtful. Thank you to the hoomans who wandered into the litter box: @Allan R. @Adam Richardson @Dan Schaad @Joan Raymond @Keith Berg @Jan Schmaranzer @Mindy Molein @Robin Swanson We started with some very real talk about Skool, Growth Boost, Discovery, trust, bans, backups, emails, platforms, and why hoomans should probably own their own stuff instead of trusting any one digital tree branch not to snap. 🐾 Then Adam appeared for the first time and stared directly into everyone’s soul with his magical teleprompter setup. The Cat approves of this because the device is called Elgato. El Gato. The Cat. Obviously destiny. 😼 Somewhere along the way, Skool Cat for President was briefly considered as the only logical solution to everything. Then, because the litter box cannot stay serious for too long, we ended with dad jokes, mom jokes, possible bans, toilet humour, and the suggestion that everyone should go post questionable jokes in the community. 💩 This is now the official challenge: Guys post mom jokes. Girls post dad jokes. Cats judge everyone silently. Adam, welcome to the chaos. Everyone else, good hoomaning. Skool Cat was here 😼

YOU. You're her joke.

The litter box has been prepared. The nonsense is gathering. 🐾 We'll be gathering right after Skool News for catch-ups, curious conversations, unexpected detours, and whatever else the hoomans bring to the table. 🐾💩 🕒 10:30AM PT / 1:30PM ET / 6:30PM UK 🔗 https://skool.com/live/7yZlRwmXntJ 👉 Check the calendar for your local time Wander in, make yourself comfortable, or lurk with the confidence of a cat who pays no rent. 😼 Skool Cat left paw prints here 🐾

Okay bearded hoomans! What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened between your beard and your food? - Sauce river situation (ramen, pasta, curry, etc.) - Crumbs for later (cookies, toast, croissants) - Full-on mystery chunk you found hours later - A pet tried to “help” clean your beard mid-bite - Other chaos (tell us in detail) Reply with your beard + food disaster story 👇 Also tell us: - Your most “beard-safe” food - Your beard’s “sworn enemy” food Non‑bearded hoomans: you’re officially invited to roast, react, and share what it’s like dealing with a hooman who has one. Somewhere, the Skool Cat is taking notes and silently judging your hygiene. ᓚᘏᗢ