Which side of the Yard are you on? Alright gang, it’s time to settle this once and for all. If the Skoolyard were a Pokémon universe… who would YOU battle for? 👇 🧃 TEAM WEST — “We back to recess, baby!” Pure chaos. Goose energy. Juice-box champions. Roster: 🐤 Psyduck — the overthinking prophet 🫧 Quagsire — blissful and unstoppable 💃 Ludicolo — vibe-based lifeform ⚡ Toxtricity — the amp god 🔥 Fuecoco — too happy to fail 🦇 Hawlucha — flips into every situation 🎈 Drifloon — cursed but charming 🍬 Wigglytuff — soft but unbreakable 🧢 Scrafty — hoodie loyalty, born to roast 🌀 Ditto — shapeshifts for memes 🕊️ TEAM EAST — “The East stands ready.” Cool, strategic, composed chaos. Roster: 🦅 Pidgeot — calm commander of skies 🧠 Alakazam — 5000 IQ monk 🥋 Lucario — honour code, perfect form 🌸 Espeon — reads your plan before you speak 🧊 Metagross — brain of four founders ⚔️ Gallade — smooth, sharp, stylish 💫 Gardevoir — empathy made divine 🌊 Greninja — silent and efficient ✨ Togekiss — smiles, enforces good vibes 🌘 Absol — sees chaos coming ☮️ TEAM NEUTRAL — “The Peacekeepers” Bridging the playground. Balance over battle. Roster: 😴 Snorlax — sleeps through conflict, still wins 🍃 Leafeon — quiet growth, healing energy 💫 Mimikyu — weird, kind, unseen hero 🌕 Gengar — chaos tamed through humour 💧 Lapras — emotional taxi for lost kids 🪶 Altaria — cloud singer, eternal optimist 🌿 Oricorio (Sensu Style) — calm rhythm 🪶 Xatu — sees all timelines, judges none 🪞 Medicham — breathes, balances, vibes 🍂 Blissey — heals with memes and muffins 🌈 THE LEGENDARY TRIO — “The Myth of Recess” Only three appear once every generation of Yard lore. 🌤️ SUNDANCE (Fire/Freedom Type) — spirit of joy & rebellion, appears when someone finds fun again after burnout. 💨 THE GOOSE (Wind/Chaos Type) — unpredictable trickster of the courts, delivers memes instead of mercy. 🌒 THE COMPASS (Mind/Balance Type) — guardian of both East and West, decides who remembers and who forgets. ⚔️ Poll Time 📊 Which side are you on?