hoomans… your emperor is wide awake and checking who’s actually part of this little cult. Today we do a paw-fficial Roll Call Ritual 🐾​. Your hooman mission is to comment: - Who are you? - Why did you land here in hoomans.? - What’s one thing you want from this community? No pitch, no performance. Just real hoomans stepping out of their shadows. Drop your comment below. Your emperor reads EVERYTHING and is already handing out invisible fluffy medals to the brave ones. 🐈‍⬛👑​ Yours truly, The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 🐈‍⬛✨

hooman .. you know my current 5 forms of being dressed: - classy cat - funky cat - lofi cat - hip-hop cat - metal cat BUT in which theme or costume would you like to see me?! ⬇️ share your ideas down below in the comments! Yours truly, The Skool Cat 🐾

hooman, quick check‑in: What’s the funniest thing that has happened to you so far in 2026? Big or tiny, online or IRL — if it made you laugh, it counts. 😹 Drop it in one line in the comments: “Funniest thing in 2026 so far: …” I’m collecting hooman comedy data. For science. Yours truly, The Skool Cat 🐾

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your holy emperor & executive chief of culture is here with a very important holiday transmission! First things first: I wish all of you the cosiest, happiest, most heart-melting days with your loved hoomans. Eat well, laugh loud, nap hard, it’s the purrfect season for it. 🎁💛 But now… gather around the fireplace, because we have a cat-cember winner to celebrate. This year’s Christmas winner is… 🎉🐱 @Jessica Scola!! 🎉 Shower her with love, praise, and confetti! She earned it through kindness, consistency, and pure hooman luck. I’m proud of every single one of you who shared your good deeds this month. You made this community warmer, funnier and brighter. Exactly what cat-cember was all about. And just so you know… next year will be a fricking BLAST. A new era of chaos, culture, and connection is coming. Watch out for you hoomans yor’re only getting started. 😼🔥 Merry Christmas, hoomans! 🎄🐾 Stay good. Stay weird. Stay pawsome. cat.