Hey, party hoomans! Your DJ is in, and starting February with a playlist celebrating our hoomanity! What songs would you add to a party playlist by, for, and about hoomans? Da rulz: - Pick songs with the words "human" or "people" in the title or featured prominently in the chorus - This is a party! Try to pick songs that are upbeat! No downers allowed (except ironically, and only if it's very, very clever) - That's it. No more rulz. I'll kick off with a couple here to get the party started. Party on, Party People!!!

hooman, quick check‑in: What’s the funniest thing that has happened to you so far in 2026? Big or tiny, online or IRL — if it made you laugh, it counts. 😹 Drop it in one line in the comments: “Funniest thing in 2026 so far: …” I’m collecting hooman comedy data. For science. Yours truly, The Skool Cat 🐾

Once upon a very ordinary internet, your Emperor was bored. Everywhere I looked, hoomans were trapped in the same three spells: - scrolling in silence - learning alone - pretending “community” was a comments section So I did what any self‑respecting Emperor of Culture would do: - I went hunting for the weird ones. - The ones who laugh too loudly at screenshots. - The ones who turn calls into running jokes. - The ones who don’t just want a course, they want a court. I didn’t find the hoomans. I summoned you. One by one, you appeared in my kingdom: sliding into skool, testing the waters, dropping that first awkward post, then slowly realising: “Wait… I’m not crazy. These are my people.” Now look around. You’re sitting in a place that only exists because a bunch of hoomans decided: “We’re not here to just consume. We’re here to build culture.” Tonight, I want to flip the story: - How did you find me and the hoomans.? - What was the moment where you thought “Okay, this is different”? - What made you stay? Drop your origin story in the comments. Two lines, ten lines, whatever you like. Let’s see how this empire actually came together, hooman by hooman. Yours truly, The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 🐾

@The Skool Cat I am overwhelmed! Thank you. You are really quite Kool (for a cat!) Thank you also @Jessica Scola for putting my name in the ring! So kind. The hat has already been "hatted" as it was pouring down as I jumped back into the van to investigate my surprise! It was the envelope that kept on giving x. I am blessed and thankful x

as you may know hooman - naps are where my paws-itivity comes from. my questions now is .. have you even napped hooman to stay pawsome 🙀?!