I start this sad tale of a man; we shall call him “Pity”, He had friends but alas (excuse my French) treated them shitty. Now as tale goes he was of “higher ways”, When another came into his light; his fake shell cracked in waves. The act of high polish veneer, showed the true plywood, His course words that tired to wedge a gap did no good. Try as Pity might to act above and beyond, His thumb and a nap still severed him well; if he’d been up too long! Now we see he took his ball and went home as a child will do, He is with his friends; as many or as few? Pout as he may; we will give him a break, We will smile and nod for Pity’s sake!

Brian & I were just looking at the upcoming event dates for the Goose World Tour... and we stumbled upon this... September 26th, 2026... New Jersey... Invite Only... is this what we think it means... @Goose Dunlavey, @Yahya Kazi, @Tony Loew, @Vincent Roswandowicz

On our fight from LAX - Taipei the Skool IRL team unfortunately got put in row 70 Passing by row 69 nearly brought tears to my eyes. We are currently at the airport in Taipei heading to our IRL in Sydney on Tuesday & the Goosify Gods have gifted us, Row 69 https://live.flighty.app/28a13d313-766f-47d1-b2c5-d8008ee78a69

Dude I’m so thankful for have meeting the whole crew virtually and IRL Pimp G Goose 🦍 @Yahya Kazi 🌈 @Vincent Roswandowicz 🦄 @Tony Loew 🐃 The whole krew kool 😎🤟 AND WE ARE STILL EARLY DONT FORGET I’ve learned alot from these guys Looking forward to what the future brings and what new amazing features the goosify Skool krew bestows upon us Looking forward to the memories of right now 🤝 Thanks Goosify Krew love you guys will always be greatful 🙏 Also honorable mention @Maximus Meadowcroft And everyone else I’ve met thru Goosify @Ryan Carnohan @Ryan Cameron @Danny Macedo @Michelle McMillionairess @Micah Walker @Bobbi Stalnaker @Brennan Thompson

we're going to be ordering our wedding save the dates this weekend... and this crazy idea came upon us... imagine a New Jersey IRL x Goosify wedding !?!?! if those two things could be aligned & we could make both happen, how sick would that be! we're getting married September 26, 2026 ... 🤷‍♀️ @Goose Dunlavey, @Yahya Kazi, @Tony Loew, & @Vincent Roswandowicz