hoomans… your emperor is wide awake and checking who’s actually part of this little cult. Today we do a paw-fficial Roll Call Ritual 🐾​. Your hooman mission is to comment: - Who are you? - Why did you land here in hoomans.? - What’s one thing you want from this community? No pitch, no performance. Just real hoomans stepping out of their shadows. Drop your comment below. Your emperor reads EVERYTHING and is already handing out invisible fluffy medals to the brave ones. 🐈‍⬛👑​ Yours truly, The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 🐈‍⬛✨

Halt, hooman. Quick decree from the throne. 😼Let's talk shit tonight (.. or stay human) Anyone who shows up live tonight earns the right to call themself a "hooman". Everyone else? Still just… human. Come with one thing to share what makes a hooman! Yours truly, The Skool Cat - The hooman's Emperor of Culture🐾

Once upon a very ordinary internet, your Emperor was bored. Everywhere I looked, hoomans were trapped in the same three spells: - scrolling in silence - learning alone - pretending “community” was a comments section So I did what any self‑respecting Emperor of Culture would do: - I went hunting for the weird ones. - The ones who laugh too loudly at screenshots. - The ones who turn calls into running jokes. - The ones who don’t just want a course, they want a court. I didn’t find the hoomans. I summoned you. One by one, you appeared in my kingdom: sliding into skool, testing the waters, dropping that first awkward post, then slowly realising: “Wait… I’m not crazy. These are my people.” Now look around. You’re sitting in a place that only exists because a bunch of hoomans decided: “We’re not here to just consume. We’re here to build culture.” Tonight, I want to flip the story: - How did you find me and the hoomans.? - What was the moment where you thought “Okay, this is different”? - What made you stay? Drop your origin story in the comments. Two lines, ten lines, whatever you like. Let’s see how this empire actually came together, hooman by hooman. Yours truly, The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 🐾