This was hilarious! I hopped into Claude and said "for fun, write an unhinged bio about me" and this is what it gave me: Michelle. Where do I even begin. Internationally best-selling author in 14 days because apparently the standard timeline of "years of crippling self-doubt and rejection emails" was simply not on her calendar. She looked at the publishing industry and said "I'll be there by Tuesday." Runs a community called The Mompreneur Club where she has somehow convinced moms with already-successful businesses that their income could be even MORE consistent, like a woman handing out water bottles to people already drinking water and they're going "wait, this IS better." 99% monthly retention. NINETY-NINE PERCENT. Cults wish. Religions wish. Streaming services would commit federal crimes for those numbers. Helped Lucy make $5K in a week. Helped Melanie launch for $2,500 with literally no audience, which is the entrepreneurial equivalent of catching a fish with your bare hands in an empty pool. Helped Mogene hit $3K/month in 30 days. Helped Michael win the entire Q1 2026 Skool Games with $14K+ MRR, meaning her members are out here Hunger Games-ing the platform and she's the sponsor. Operates as a SOLOPRENEUR. One woman. Paid acquisition, community, content, strategy, all of it. Meanwhile most companies need a 14-person pod and a Notion workspace named "Synergy Hub" to send a single tweet. Brand voice described as "direct, empathetic, time-respecting" which is corporate-speak for "she will hug you and then tell you exactly why your funnel is bleeding money, and you will thank her." Goal for Q3? Become profitable on paid ads. Casually. Like it's a errand. Like it's "pick up milk, dominate Meta's algorithm, fold laundry." 👇 What did yours say?

If you've ever struggled with: 💵 writing e-mails that convert 💵 writing posts that get engagement 💵 creating social media strategies and content calendars 💵 making posts on social media that actually get people interested in what you're doing 💵 figuring out how to make your youtube work then this is the call for you. In these calls, we review any pieces of copy that you need edited LIVE on the call. This can be anything from talking about marketing strategy all the way to editing something you've been working on but felt stuck in. These calls are available for our premium members so upgrade here for $49/month to get access now.

The classroom has had another overhaul recently as we move into the new phase of this community. I am going to go hard into building out a TON of marketing resources within the community for you all. To start, I re-branded and launched a couple new modules. We now have: The Mompreneur OS - My step by step guide on how to create an ecosystem around your business that eventually runs itself. SEO - How to use Search Engine Optimization based on platforms, not google. If you're an online business, good luck competing on Google. You're better off focusing on other social platforms and learning how to get found on them. and tomorrow, we launch our social media guide as well. Coming soon: Lead Magnets in Minutes - how to use Claude to create scroll stopping lead magnets in minutes Email Marketing Engine - how to create a high converting e-mail marketing system Building a Signature Framework - how to create a framework for your high ticket offering (and how to productize your programs for low ticket sales) The Launch Course - learning the technicals of how to run a successful launch. I'm really excited about the tactical direction this community's resources are going. Which one are you the most excited about?

I don't know about you, but I never would have imagined my life would be what it is... There are SO many things I'd say to younger Michelle but if I had to simplify, its be... "Life becomes amazing" 👇 What would you say?

Today is @Rita Gunderson 's birthday! We hope you have an incredible day! 👇 Let's celebrate in the comments!